What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your going to be alright just relax

But this is not

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What did one boob say to the other boob

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Maybe leave out

Lose lips shimk ships.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like religions.

Deuteronomy 17

I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Bible.. Hm.?

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?